this girls beyonce impression is so fucking accurate omfg
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dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
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you’re on the east coast right? 1 pm is 7 am for me, yeah. well, i’m away during the whole month of august so i won’t be on either lol. i’d imagine you’d have lots of free time during holiday
yep i’m on the east coast. I’ll miss you during August! and holiday’s are the worst because everyone else is off as well so i get to deal with them. the whole week of the fourth of july, the radio was like get ready for the long weekend off because the fourth was on a friday and it was so annoying because I didn’t get any time off. we closed at 6 but the last customer didn’t leave until 6:45 and i didn’t leave until 9:00 because the store was trashed and people suck. and then back to school is awful because parents trying to buy stuff for their kids but kids not liking it or fighting with them about what the dress code is or crying because they can’t get something.
this is basically me at work.
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zodiac: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces
myers-briggs: istj, isfj, infj, intj, istp, isfp, infp, intp, estp, esfp, enfp, enfj, esfj, estj, esfj, enfj, entj, entp
the four temperaments: melancholic, phlegmatic, choleric,sanguine
enneagram: type one, type two, type three, type four, type five, type six, type seven,type eight, type nine
alignment: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, chaotic evil
are you still gonna be mia for the next few weeks tho? wow i missed you
probably for the next few weeks until school starts again because we’re super busy and have no staff. usually the only time i have to blog is around 1pm which i think is night for you?? I missed you too! ♥
I’m alive! It’s partly because of time zones and partly because I’m working 40 hours a week mostly at night which is when i usually blog so I haven’t been around much. and i didn’t have internet for a week awhile back because my cable company has no idea what they’re doing.